Nov 4, 2003
-B Honor Roll-
Math 2 A
Creative Writing A
FIne Arts B
Not bad but I still wish I couldv'e done better...
Posted at 11:17 pm by darksabath
No really it does
Angry! Happy! ...and for some reason earlier I was muttering something about chipmunks....heh...heh....
After you have read this you have already read it!
Posted at 11:00 pm by darksabath
Nov 2, 2003
Well today was an intereting day. I met Divita in church and we went to sunday school and the reg. service. Well at the beginning I asked the pastor to sing happy birthday to her. He smiled and told me to signal to him later. Well towards the end the whole church sang happy birthday to her. She kept hitting and kicking me until we got outside. She wouldn't even hold my hand lol. Well we got out into the parking lot and there my father is. Well after he got back from his church he sat right behind Divitas mom without relizing it. LMAO. Well Divita and I went to go see Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it was pretty good. It's kinda sad that she had to pay for the movie beacuse I had a 100 dollar bill. Yeah...thats alot for me hehehhe. (Grandma went on vacation and it was for my grades even though we haven't got them yet.) (but I paid her back the money when I got lower bills.) They actually had real live footage from the events in the begining and end of the movie in B&W film strips. They showed the only picture that was found of "Leather Face" and said that the case was still open. Neways afterwards we went to the mall and saw like every freak from school and even some people that I hadn't seen in a year. So neways we were going around in hot topic and I bought this jacket that I really loved and Divita didn' t really pay attention to it till I put it on. I dont know but for some reason I feel like the main attraction when I where that outfit. I love the feeling of it. Sorta like a godly power over others or maybe it makes me have influence over others. We walked up to the dollar store and I got a dr. pepper and a butterfinger and she pointed out that I had this huge hickey on the side of my neck from earlier in the movie. WELL. SHE POINTS IT OUT TO EVERYONE AROUND US SAYING SHES PROUD OF THAT ONE. So we went to kaufmans and I looked in the mirror. Well I couldn't see nething because I was looking on the other side of my neck. So Divita tried puting makeup on it so her mom wouldn't notice during dinner. Since I didn't see it I thought she was trying to make me look pretty or something. So I did what probably every other guy would do. Run! And she chased me so I slapped the cotton ball out of her hand and it smeared on my eye and it burned badly. Well we were exiting hot topic and Justin starts following us. And I was like "Well I'll see you tomarrow because we hafta leave" and hes like "Well thats okay I'll just come with you. (We were seriously leaving the mall but divita gets frustrated and bursts out saying) "LISTEN He's going to get laid alright so you can't come!" LMAO His eyes opened and he walked away laughing. We went to dinner afterwards at Ryans and they sang happy birthday to her there too just before we left. Lol I was kicked at again.
Just one thing though that would be really weird that I thought about was. Her mom and my dad kept telling each other jokes and such. I swear they were flirting. Well I told Divita wouldn't that be weird if they got married. THen I could say I"M HAVING INCEST WITH MY STEP SISTER! LMAOROTF
Posted at 10:03 pm by darksabath
Oct 29, 2003
I'm not planning on destroying the world or anything
Posted at 10:14 pm by darksabath
Reasons why I never want to play golf...
|10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty |
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Posted at 10:09 pm by darksabath
A list of stupid things I've done...
- Take a drink of water from a water fountain and ask where the phones were...they were right beside the water fountain...
- Tried to find the exit to Jc Pennys and ended up back at the entrance.
- Smacked a bee in front of me and stopped on it. IT came back to life stung me and died. I learned that I was highly alergic to bees and that something grew on my arm and my dad asked me if I was deformed so...don't ask...
- Ran into a parked car and injured my leg.
- ...and the list goes on every day...
Posted at 09:34 pm by darksabath
I feel like I'm cool...but over all I feel like a jackass in a box
Well they certainly didn't say anything. I loved wearing my Marilyn Mason shirt and an upside down cross on my hand lol. The really funny thing was the littl e kids from AWANA were there hehe. You should of seen the look on their faces. hehehe hahahha heheh ahahahah
Posted at 09:03 pm by darksabath
I feel great as you can tell by the color. After church Divita (my girlfriend if you didnt know) and I went to Hardees and got ourselves something to drink. Well I was acting like I was upset and slammed my milkshake on the table top as the vanilla shake went everywhere. Then we picked on each other a bit. You know one thing though thats kinda scaring me. Shes attracted to my nipples. I mean a girls breasts are a different thing but over everything she constantly has to put her COLD HANDS on my NIPPLES. I could almost bend steel with them they were so hard and the worst thing is thats my only ticklish spot! ARGH! hehe
Posted at 09:01 pm by darksabath
Tomarrows trick or treat. Just remember this kiddies.
Trick or Treat
Beat my meat
gimme something good to eat
if its fishy i dont care
i bought edible underware
Posted at 06:36 pm by darksabath
Hehehe hehehehehe *evil laughter* Todays been a great day for a homicidal maniac except for one time today. Hehehehhee.
Well lets just say forget yesterday. Haha. I got most of my points on my assignments. and yeah... whatever.
I'm gathering a whole bunch of people to throw hotdogs at cars tomarrow!
This is going to be sweet.
So so swee
like beavers nawing
on someones forehead...
This is like so cool
it's better than seeing
a kinky orgy sex
with migets pissing on each
Posted at 05:05 pm by darksabath